10. Always remember, a closed mouth gathers no foot.

9. When your significant other says he/she's upset, never answer with "You're overreacting."

8. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

7. During a disagreement, never nod and start looking at your watch.

6. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

5. If someone has to get the "last word," let it be the other person.

4. Follow the Platinum Rule - Treat your significant other the way they want you to treat them, only better.

3. Say "I Love You" on a regular basis.

2. Always remember birthdays, anniversaries, valentine's day, and other important dates.

1. Send flowers for no special occasion.